Description
Are you tired of making mediocre waffles? Look no further than the Sage The Smart Waffle waffle maker! This bad boy has more buttons and settings than your high school calculator.
First off, let’s talk about the A Bit More button. What does that even mean? Is it asking if we want a bit more batter? A bit more sugar? No, it’s just adding a bit more cook time. Thanks a lot, Sage The Smart Waffle, for pretending like you’re doing something special.
And let’s not forget about the No Mess moat. Finally, a waffle maker that’s considerate enough to not spill batter all over my countertop! But wait, did it really work? Nope, my kitchen still looks like a warzone.
But the real pièce de résistance is the Browning Control dial. Finally, I don’t have to settle for a waffle that’s either too pale or too crispy. I can have it just right. Or so I thought. Turns out, the dial is about as sensitive as a teenage boy. One slight nudge and suddenly my waffle went from golden brown to burnt to a crisp.
But hey, at least the Sage The Smart Waffle has a cute little LCD screen to tell me how much longer I have to wait for my breakfast to be ready. Because let’s be real, who has time to use a timer or watch the clock?
In conclusion, if you’re looking for a waffle maker with more unnecessary features than a Swiss Army Knife, the Sage The Smart Waffle is for you. Just don’t expect perfect waffles or a clean kitchen.
Sage The Smart Waffle properties
Product name | The Smart Waffle |
Brand | Sage |
Number of Waffles | 2 pcs |
Waffle design | Belgian |
Colour | Silver |
Power | 1000 W |
Features | Adjustable Temperature, Non-Stick |
Height | 140 mm |
Depth | 300 mm |
Width | 290 mm |
Weight | 6.4 kg |
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