Cloer 189

(2 customer reviews)

$58.99

The Cloer 189 waffle maker creates crispy and delicious waffles in minutes, perfect for satisfying your breakfast cravings!

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The Cloer 189 waffle maker is a kitchen appliance that will make you regret every decision you’ve ever made in life. It’s the type of appliance that sits in a corner, mocking you with every waffle you make. You’ll never be as good as IHOP, it sneers. Why even try?

The waffles it produces are like a sad pile of cardboard that’s been left in the rain for too long. They’re thin, uneven, and lack any sort of flavor. Even the birds won’t eat them, and birds eat anything. It’s like the Cloer 189 waffle maker was created as a cruel joke, just to disappoint everyone who ever dared to try it.

But don’t worry, the Cloer 189 waffle maker is more than just a waffle maker. It’s also a time machine. Not in the sense that it will transport you to a different time, but it will make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of waffle making.

The process is simple: you pour the batter into the waffle maker, close the lid, and wait. And wait. And wait. The Cloer 189 waffle maker takes its sweet time, as if it’s taunting you to check on it. But don’t be fooled. When you lift the lid, you’ll see that the waffle is still raw in the middle. It’s like the Cloer 189 waffle maker doesn’t want you to have nice things.

In conclusion, the Cloer 189 waffle maker is a sadistic kitchen appliance that will make you question your existence. Don’t let it win. Give up on the waffles and make pancakes instead. Or better yet, just head to IHOP and let the professionals handle it.

Cloer 189 properties

Product name 189
Brand Cloer
Number of Waffles 1 pcs
Waffle design Heart Shaped
Colour Silver
Power 930 W
Features Indicator Light, Non-Stick
Height 85 mm
Depth 200 mm
Width 255 mm
Weight 1.9 kg